It's Not Like It's Jesus' Birthday or Anything..

"...What are you waiting
for?....Why are you still reading this? Shouldn't you be shopping?....."

.......[c]2005 by Richard L Zorek......12.01.05.....

Today is December 1. You have 24 shopping days til Christmas. If you read this tomorrow, then you have 23. The day after, you have 22. You may want to print this article and use it to calculate the days left. No need to thank me. It's just a service I provide.

This is the season to be jolly and spend. So spend happy. The retail community depends on you. They make or break their budget this time of year. This season makes up for any loss they have experienced up to now. This will pay for their overhead including wages. So........you are helping a large part of the population that works in the retail industry. And they in turn are providing for their families and loved ones. So......you are also helping families. And they are the backbone of America. So, do the patriotic thing and go out and shop. The more you spend and shop the more patriotic you are. If you don't spend anything.........get out of our country. It's un-American. Go back to the backward country and cesspool that you crawled out of. That's why God made this season, so that you could show your patriotism. This is more important even than the fourth of July. What are you waiting for? Why are you still reading this? Shouldn't you be shopping. Or least surf to eBay? Buy buy buy!!!!

Oh yes, and if you don't have anyone to shop for, then you should probably just go ahead and buy me something. It's OK. I will put myself on the line like this just so you can be a part of this patriotic season. Once again, no need to thank me. Just email me if you are unsure about what I might like to have. Thank you.