Did I hear That Right?

.....[c]2006 by Richard L Zorek....11.24.06......Today a cartoon man with a toy gun went into the Miami World Herald and tried to hijack the company to Cuba..............Michael Richards was heard on stage yelling racist commenst at Mel Gibson............Barack Obama and John Edwards are dating and considering a world tour for an upcoming album of patriotic songs..................... President Bush pardoned a turkey at the white house this year, which is an annual event. It is not known what Cheney will do with his freedom...........Congress is making a push toward importing drugs. They are particularly enjoying the stuff they get from Tijuana.............Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie spent the holidays in Vietnam. Pitt was overheard saying "What war? There was a war here?" .......OJ Simpson's book deal got cancelled. So did his TV interview. There were a lot of people involved in making that decisison. Simpson was last seen buying lots of gloves that didn't fit............