Sunday, January 21, 2007

American Idol: Calculated PR




"American Idol"


REVIEW: American Idol: Simon Cowell, Paula Abdul, Randy Jackson. Just entering its sixth season, it appears to be a show that isn't going to stop. But, it is a show that has entertainment for all. It is usally as enjoyable to watch the people in the auditions as it is to watch those who actually make the competition. Though it is kind of sad that some of the people in the auditions probably think they can sing. It's like that awful karaoke singer who gets up and sings everytime because she or he has convinced themselves they truly have talent. Clearly, some show up just to get on TV and be part of the "in" thing even though they know they have no talent. All the controversies that follow the show are just soundbytes that make it stronger. And every competition....if it is really looking for a true winner....needs critic like Simon. As the new season premiered, two issues kept American Idol before the press: an interview with Paula Abdul where she appeared drunk or falling asleep, and some really cruel comments by the judges toward some contestants. Excecutive Producer Ken Warwick, however, made no apologies. And why would he? The cruel comments could have been edited out, but they were purposely left in. That was no mistake. And, I dont think there is anything going on with Paula as far as drugs, but maybe she is a better actress than we give her credit for. The incidents bought them soundbytes and new interest in the show. American Idol does not have "controversies," just calculated PR stunts. And they work every year.

Thumbs Up!!! Michellle Arrow to Trump: I quit!!

Michelle Arrow was a 34 year old contestant on Donald Trumps's "The Apprentice: LA." Tonight (01.21.07), she quit, instead of being fired. The reasons: the interview process. She cited specifically the "living in a tent"
as part of the process. Amen to her!!! No one should have to do such degrading stuff to get a job, no matter how important the CEO thinks he is. Donald Trump, in the board room, tried to turn the tables and make it look like she was a quitter--but, though she did technically quit--it was not one of defeat. Sometimes you have to draw the line.

Saturday, January 20, 2007

The Phenomenon of QVC and HSN

[c]2007 by Richard L Zorek



Shopping networks have become a cultural phenomenon. They sprung up in the late 80s with all the other specialized cable channels as kind of a pre-ebay experience. There were even some before this which you could tune in if you could turn your antennae the right way or get the piece of tin foil to fit over the VHF connection just right.

I remember first seeing shopping TV back in the late 80s, but paid little attention to it. I had no use for being sold something through the TV. Then in the early 90s I paid attention a little more. As a channel surfer, I started to surf across them more as they became more common. The idea, however of buying something without actually being able to touch was just far-removed from my way of thinking. But I did notice an interesting and charming saleslady named Mary Beth Roe. She was beautiful and had such a soothingly seductive voice. I remember observing a few others, like Kathy Levine and Jane Traecy, among others.


Not being an avid TV watcher at the time, it was about about ten years later when shopping TV caught my attention again. Now it seemed to have matured a bit. It was no longer just stiff sales. There was personality coming from the hosts, a little humor, phone calls, and a lot of consumer tips. I watched one night when this lady named Shivan Sarna showed up and I was instantly enamored. I can still see the image of her selling coats that night. And, largely, that is what was becoming dominant: image. They were no longer just trying to sell stuff--though that is the bottom line--they were trying to create a community: hosts that knew how to communicate with guests and customers and for the most part looked very good and were professional at doing it. Also each with their own personalities which is reflected by their following. Yes, each host has a following. Rick Domeier, among other males hosts, has a following of women. And its hard to pinpoint which female hostess has the greatest fan club of men. Some don't even buy--they just watch. But these hosts and hostesses are on TV several days a week and probably log in more TV time in a year than some TV actors log in a life time. I don't mind hearing Mary Beth's voice in my living room, or admire the quirky energy of Suzanne Runyan (as she struggles not to drop something), or get laid back with the very wise Antonella Nester, enjoy Rick Domeier's off the wall sense of humor, or try figuring out how Colleen Lopez can be just so perfect.


The internet has changed some of that focus. "Fetish" websites that focus on legs, heels and other things, along with "wanderlist" that has running lists where one can vote on the sexiest TV shopping host (Diana Perkovic won once) to which one has the best legs. Even as I looked at the lists, I had to join the board and cast my votes in various section for Kathy Wolf, who has gone through personal changes which has given her a little different look and, I think, more energy (her beauty goes without saying). I have seen some forums with rude and crude comments about various hosts, but truly superficial, which most anonymous posts are, and I think say more about the person posting than it does about their "perspective."

Also, in researching "shopping networks: demographics," I was able to send an email to several hosts and just want to note that Bobbi Ray Carter was the first host to repond. But, if you watch her, you would expect her to just be down-to-earth and not afraid to relate to average-joe citizen. And I wrote nothing personal, just told her I thought she did a great show after watching her sell sheets one night.


The other day I watched Chris Scanlon sell toys. Not without demonstration, though, and it was very entertaining. Of course, it is not everyday you see and attractive blonde in a short black skirt running around a stage shooting toy darts at other little kids. She beat out the "Ellen Degeneres" show for my attention, so I can't think HSN wouldn't be proud. I had never watched Chris before, but that "personal" approach would inspire me to watch her again.

Many of the hosts do have a "media" edge in experience as many of the hosts come largely from a media background. Some in news casting, documentaries (Lisa Mason has an impressive resume), some former beauty queens (Mary Beth Roe, Lisa Robertson), some info-mercials and the stage, like ShopNBC's Connie Kunkel.

It's hard to say what the future holds and what changes may come about. But, as of now, I don't "surf" over them as quickly anymore. I look to see who's on, what is being said, what is being sold. I am a guy, so I cannot say I don't notice what they are wearing but, except for Jewelry TV, they all sell fashions and for the most part have great fashion sense for women to learn from, also. They are more than just "sales people," they are in many respects "celebrities": E!'s "The Soup" often uses clips. Susan Lucci, Suzanne Somers, Joan Rivers, Marie Osmond, Frankie Avalon, Paula Abdul and even Madonna have been guests on various shows. Youtube has clips from both QVC and HSN. David Letterman mention Lynn Murphy in a top ten list one night. And on and on and on.

Hopefully the hosts will all stay grounded, though, and I don't foresee a "Golden Globe" category for it. But they are a relevant and impactful part of American culture. Now, grab your credit card and go watch TV.

Tuesday, January 16, 2007

The Way I Heard It 01.16.07

.......[c]2007 by
Richard L Zorek

.........01.16.07............
The National Cancer Institute has reported that gum disease may increase a persons chance of getting pancreatic cancer. So, if you eat Wrigleys or Double Bubble, get it vaccinated first..........Barack Obama has filed paperwork to form an exploratory committee to see if he should run for president. With all that has been done so far, it will be hard to tell when the campaign really begins.......Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie have moved to New Orleans with their son to form a jazz trio...... .............The Democratic lead Senate voted to shine more light on pet projects. The vote was 98-0, though it was not known if all 98 senators actually had pets and whether all those pets care if they have lights shined on them because some animals like to sleep in the dark............North Dakota farmer David Monson filed an application with the State Department of Agriculture to become the countries first licensed industrial hemp farmer. His ranch hands, Cheech and Chong, are said to be looking forward to the opportunity to cultivate the new agricultural commodity. At least that's the way I heard it..............

Saturday, January 13, 2007

The Way I Heard It 01.13.07

.......[c]2007 by
Richard L Zorek

.........01.13.07............The Doomsday clock is going to be moved forward next week. Atomic scientists have kept the clock since about 1947. The Nuclear ambitions of Iran and North Korea, along with the feud between Rosie O Donnell and Donald Trump have brought about the need for the move forward...........................President Bush offered his new proposal for Iraq this week which involves sending more troops into Iraq to support the new Iraq army. "This will leave Rosie and Donald without support, but we have to set priorities," said Bush. ........................Actions by the Internal Revenue Service have successfully stopped the Golden Globes from handing out "Goody Bags" to "A" listers. The IRS then joyfully moved their doomday clock forward.....................Mike Tyson was arrested in Phoenix for drug possession. He then blamed the Pheonix Police Department for all the wars in history and bit some of their ears off. At least that's the way I heard it..

Thursday, January 11, 2007

That's The Way I Heard It 01.11.07

.......[c]2007 by
Richard L Zorek

.........01.11.07............The US Postal Service has a new stamp issued yesterday. It's "Memorex," of course. And all this time you thought it was Ella Fitzgerald........President Bush in admitted that mistakes were made in Iraq. Democrats had been pressing him to admit there were mistakes. Now the Democrats want him to admit that his admission of mistakes is a mistake..............The House passed a federal minimum wage increase, raising it to $7.25 an hour. Majority Leader Steny Hoyer objected at first saying "We already make more than that." After it was explained that the laws they pass dont affect them, he, along with 314 members, voted for it........................Yvonne Decarlo died yesterday at age 84. She was better known to most of us as Lily Munster. See, I knew she wasn't really already dead in that show. At least that's the way I heard it...........

Saturday, January 06, 2007

The Way I Heard It 01.07.07

......[c]2007 by
Richard L Zorek

.........01.07.07............Momofuku Ando, the creator of instant noodles has died in Tokyo. His body was prepared with water and boiled for one minute before burial...... ...........A tape was found in England which is appearing to be a recording of Jimi Hendrix performing the "Welsh National Anthem," recorded after his famous "Star Spangled Banner" performance at Woodstock. The French found one where he is doing "Le Marseillaise," the French National Anthem, and the Russians found one where he is doing "National Anthem of the Russian Federation." Nancy Pelosi found one in her own attic of him doing "I Am Woman.".................Sylvester Stallone has agreed to pay insurance premiums and wages for all illegal Mexicans in America. He said this after condemning actions to put a fence up between the US and Mexico saying "I support Mexicans who work in my country." He suggested he would donate all the profit off of Rocky Part 7, 8, 9 and 10. At least that's the way I heard it...........

Wednesday, January 03, 2007

The Way I Heard It 01.03.07

.......[c]2007 by
Richard L Zorek

.........01.03.07............The video that was shot of the Saddam Hussein hanging is considered so reprehensible and offensive that Fox, CNN, and MSNBC are playing it over and over again just to show how reprehensible and offensive it is. The convicted co-defendants in the case are to be hanged also as soon as a better filming device can be found so that Fox, MSNBC and CNN can show how reprehensible and offensive this hanging will be also..............The big stores are pushing excercise equipment now that the holiday season is over. Apparently everyone gained wieght over the holiday season whether you know it or not. Kathy Wolf has been excercising and selling equipment for two days on HSN and today she really looks good. But she looked good two days ago, also. People like her who don't need to lose weight are the ones who show the exercise equipment. Apparently HSN couldnt get Rosie O Donnell to make a guest appearance as she was busy considering who or what she could insult on the next episode of "The View".............Pat Robertson has announced that God told him there will be a mass killing in the United States in 2007 but God did not tell him which denomination they would be from so he wasn't sure if it was going to be a tragic loss or not. He said God told him it might be in a major city. Real estate agents report that people are trying to buy homes in Pat Robertsons neighborhood. Robertson's track record on predictions isn't 100% as he admits he has made some "error," though each time reporting that "God told me." That would make it Gods error and in Levitical law if a prophet prophesies falsely he or she is to be stoned. Robertson admits that he cannot find a big enough stone to throw at God.... .............TV Evangelist Darlene Bishop is being sued for reporting in a book that God had cured her brother of cancer. Her brother, who died from cancer, could not be reached for comment..................Reuters headline reads: "British teenager Sails into Atlantic Record Books." The teen was apparently trying to sail across the Atlantic Ocean but ran into this great big book......which ended his effort. "Luckily the book didn't close on me," he said, "or I would have been just a bookmark in history." At least that's the way I heard it........