2005: The Year in a Life of a Blonde

.......[c]2006 by Richard L Zorek......1.14.06.....I didn't make any year end lists of events of 2005 and I don't have any blonde jokes on thise website. This will cover both subjects. I discovered some diary excerpts from this one blonde lady I know. So, here's one from each month.

January: Took new scarf back to store because it was too tight......
February: Fired from pharmacy job for failing to print labels (Duh.... bottles won't fit in typewriter!).....March: Got excited.....finished jigsaw puzzle in 6 months. Box said "2-4 years!" April: Terrible trip to mall! Got trapped on an escalator for hours....power went out! May: Tried to make Kool-Aid. 8 cups of water won't fit into those little packets!!! June: Tried to go water skiing but couldn't find a lake with a slope. July: Lost breast stroke swimming competition. Learned later, other swimmers cheated! They used their arms!!! August: Got locked out of car in rain storm. Car swamped,
because top was down. September: Lost geography bee!?!?! The capital of California is "C" isn't it??? October: Had to find a new candy for Halloween.
M&Ms are too hard to peel. November: Baked turkey for 4 1/2 days. Instructions said 1 hour per pound and I weigh 108!!! December: Couldn't call 911. (Duh.....
There's no "eleven" button on the phone!)