Saturday, December 10, 2005

Country Lovin

..........[c]2005 by Richard L Zorek........12.10.05.......
Country music stars are a little disappointing to me, but I guess they are no different from the rest of the world, except we all don't wear cowboy hats and drive pickup trucks. Garth Brooks and Trisha Yearwood were married today in Oklahoma. She's in Love with the boy, I guess (How could I NOT use that line?). The sad thing is that I remember when Brooks first came on the music scene and how he talked about how important his relationship with his wife was. When he said that his wife's name was not Trisha. He seemed so wholesome and took the country music scene by storm. But he always stressed he had to have time with his wife. Then along came Yearwood....and the next thing you know they are both divorcing their spouses and end up together. What a coincidence that is, right? Amy Grant and Vince Gill did the same thing.

I might enjoy some of their music, but have little to no respect for what they are doing. Their new marriages will be celebrated on all the country music magazines (and probably the Enquirer because the Enquirer celebrates everything from marriages to alien births), but what we won't hear about is that Brooks and Yearwood left spouses behind. So did Gill and Grant. We won't hear about the pain that created unless someone writes a tell-all book, which I think is probably past time for in the country music world. I have become quite the prude I guess because I was bothered by the movie "Walk the Line" because I didn't know Johnny and June had a relationship before Johnny and his first wife were divorced. Cash was always a music idol of mine, but he has lost some devotion from me. Celebrities walk in and out of marriages like they were nothing because they have the money to do it, like what was that Chesney/Zellwegger thing?? And how many country music stars is Lorrie Morgan going to marry..and will she eventually get back to Garth? The tragedy is the legacy they leave behind and the trails of broken homes and lives. Try writing a "cryin in your beer" song about that.

Friday, December 09, 2005

Conditionally Looking for Love




"I can't love a man without a BMW"



.......[c]2005 by Richard L Zorek......12.09.05..... Since I became aware of the lawsuit against a couple major online personal/dating sites, I have been doing some digging around in various online dating sites. Some of the profiles are amusing, but I am easily amused sometimes. Here's a few of the common comments on profiles: (italics comments mine).


1. "Those who want to play games need not apply." However, if one is going to play games, they are not going to admit they are, are they?

2. "I am looking for love and romance." However, you need to be making enough money. Love doesn't grow on trees you know. Please send credit references.

3. "If you don't have a picture posted I will not respond." I am not shallow, just can't be seen communicating with someone that doesn't appeal to me or the world. There isn't any reason why you can't post a picture on the world wide web for the whole world to see.

4. "I am so busy I have no time to find someone." However, I can spend a lot of time on computer emailing and chatting.

5. "No drug users or abusers please." I can tell by the way you email whether you do or don't.........don't slur your "send" button...

6. Some have a pictures on profile. Please notice I have only used my best pictures. I failed to put up the ones that show me just waking up or before I had coffee. But glamor shots I used are the way I look all the time. Perky, perky, perky!. Some of them puts pics of them standing next to fancy cars or motorcycles. I may not have personality, but look at my BMW..now what do you think?

7. They list where they are from usually. Sorry, but Johnson County, particularly around Overland Park, seems to be loaded with quite a few "snobs." I live in a well-to-do neighborhood and don't have time for people outside my social class. I make a lot of money and anyone who makes less then me just can't be "in." So don't bother me with your ice-breakers if you are not part of the "in" group.

8. Then they put a long list of things they are looking for in a mate. Surely, by listing a big list of requirements for the "other" that I am looking for will make that "other" find me easier.

9. I am just a wonderful and beautiful person. (No kidding, some go out and say that.) That's why I am here. Because I am so wonderful that the people in my day to day life seem to be just missing it.But I wrote it here and now you know it's true
.
10. I like intimacy. Usually means, I like sex, but I will go through dating ritual until I get it, then decide whether to drop you after that Women will fare better as far as contacts, because there are more men out there playing games and looking to get some of this "intimacy."


I will end this "look" at these sights shortly and publish my findings. I got removed from one because I told them they were not being honest about what a person is paying for. They did refund me though after I reminded them about the issues going on in the lawsuits. Sometimes knowing something helps.



Thursday, December 08, 2005

Bulletin: Mariah Carey and Paul McCartney: Not Dead!



"...Kellly Clarkson got a nomination
for her album "Breakaway" and word has it that she didn'thave to sleep with Paula Abdul to get it"


......[c]2005 by Richard L Zorek......12.08.05.....
Nominations for Grammy Awards were announced today. Mariah Carey, who was supposed to be dead, turns out not to be and got several nominations, including record and album of the year ("The Emancipation of Mimi"). Music veteran and legend, Paul McCartney, got a nomination for album of the year for "Chaos and Creation in the Back Yard." Apparently he is not dead either. Song of the year nominations also went to a country group, Rascall Flatts, for "Bless This Broken Road." Interestingly, veteran perfomers still rise to the occasion with nominations going to McCartney, Stevie Wonder (though he doesn't have plans to be there to see the show), U2, Earth Wind and Fire (there's about 8 guys in that band but they only named three of them....never understood that...and which one of them is "Earth," by the way) Bruce Springsteen, and even the Rolling Stones who are touring and being sponsored by Budweiser and Geritol. Neil Young got a nomination under the rock album category for "Prairie Wind." The first American idol, Kelly Clarkson, got a nomination for her album "Breakaway," and word has it that she didn't have to sleep with Paula Abdul to get it. Gretchen Wilson got a nomination for country album (All Jacked Up), which helps out with seating issues at the Grammy show because the other country contenders don't even have to bother showing up. Ciara, Fall Out Boy, Keane, John Legend, SugarLand are 5 artists I never heard of, but they are nominated as best new artist....oh, wait, I get it they are new...OK, that's why I never heard of them. Though it may be an Urban Legend, the one who wins this nomination usually bottoms out with this award and they are never heard from again. So, I am sure they are all hoping to lose. And 50 Cent got a nomination for best rap album, which I would think would increase his value to at least a dollar.



Wednesday, December 07, 2005

The Farmlands of Overland Park

....[c]2005 by Richard L Zorek......12.07.05.....

Though most probably are not, there are some Johnson County residents who think they are all that and then some. Hopefully their delusions never carry outside of their Overland Park or Olathe compounds. Some people are born with silver spoons in their mouths, some work to get it there. I say, of both, that they look silly with those spoons hanging of their mouths. I have lived in Johnson County now for several months and I know that when I use the restroom, it still smells (putting that politely:-). One family in Overland Park acquired three chicks...which have now grown into three chickens.

How do the elite of Johnson County handle such a thing? "I don't want my hometown to be considered out in the sticks," said one neighbor.
What does this person know about the sticks? Is she stereotyping people who live in the sticks as being something negative. But, most importantly, where the heck is "the sticks?" It's not even a place. It's a bunch of twigs.

"If we let these people have chickens, then next year we'll have cows, pigs and horses," said another neighbor. She must not know her neighbors very well, or misjudges them, because it is not likely on anyones mind to go buy a horse, cow or pig. So I don't know why this statement would be true. Unless chickens produce cows, pigs or horses. I have not seen an egg hatched, but I presumed that none of these come in them. I have nothing against cows, pigs, horses, chickens or sticks. I will not make a good Overland Park resident.

Tuesday, December 06, 2005

Great Expectations!




Blue Springs South



......[c]2005 by Richard L Zorek......12.06.05.....The Blue Springs School Board held its monthly meeting yesterday. They are one of 8 districts in the state to score a perfect (100 points) on the states annual performance report in the last five years. And you know what that means: A lot of gold stars for everyone!!!

They also considered some policy revisions. In addition to the current "civility policy" (did you know there was such a thing?), they will add "district staff will expect civility from the public at all times." So, they are not to hope for civility...they are to expect it. Expectation is a requirement.....part of the new policy. Anything else is in violation of school board policy. And when should they expect it? At all times!!! Can such a policy be made? It seems to me that it steps beyond the boundaries of the school district and into the realm of "everyone," if the word "public" is to be taken literal. And am I breaking the policy by purposely over-examining it right now? I am public. Am I being civil enough?? Did it have to be said? I mean, unless there was a policy that it is replacing that said they are to expect "rudeness," I can't imagine anyone expecting anything else.

Now, can I make such a policy? I mean my life has to have some rules and boundaries. Maybe I should expect "civility" from everyone also. That would not make SBC happy, because they wouldn't recognize my policy. And if I get a girlfriend, is violation of that policy grounds for a break up? If they need something in writing, why not the golden rule. You know, "Whoever has all the gold makes the rules." No, wait, I think it's "Gold in the hand is worth a couple bushel." No, that's not right either. I believe it's "treat others as you would treat yourself." I don't know where the "gold" comes in, but anyway, you know what I mean.





Monday, December 05, 2005

This Isn't Florida..


"...This new sandwich
reminds of us of how.. awesome those voters are at voting in Kansas City!....."


.......[c]2005 by Richard L Zorek......12.05.05.....




Kansas City's election board wants to replace their current voting system. For about 30 years, Kansas Citians have been going to polls and using the punch cards to cast ballots. We aren't Floridians, after all, so we know how to punch a hole in a piece of cardboard. In fact, if Subways wants to make up for their negative promo signs about Kansas, they could issue one that says: This new sandwich reminds us of how awesome those voters are at voting in Kansas City!" (Obviously...I am not writing for an advertisement company).

The board made the decision despite concerns that staff members who said poll workers would have to learn how to operate the new voting machines. What has become of our sense of adventure and responsibity? When the punch card came in 30 years ago did they say "I dont think we could because people would have to learn how to punch a card." And if they did, I am sure the person who said it has long since moved to Florida.

The new system is supposed to be cost effective. The least expensive proposal would cost less than $2 million. The federal government will pay for the touch-screen machines plus most of the cost to replace existing punch-card systems with optical scan so the cost to local taxpayers would be less than $35,000. I am presuming that they dont mean each taxpayer and that the number is cumulative. If it is then I will donate $1.95 for a new punch card. I would hate to have to take out a bank loan just to vote. But the board hasn't picked out a vendor yet for its new machines.

Surely they will check with Sprint and see if they have something because they own most of Kansas City anyway. I still think the best voting method would be through Sprint by using those numbers they used for "American Idol." The candidates could perform: do a song and dance ( a new one we haven't seen or heard yet from a politician) and then we could vote and do eliminations every week until there is only one candidate left. That person would become president and they could throw in a record deal also.


Sunday, December 04, 2005

I Read the News Today! Oh Boy...12.04.05

.......[c]2005 by Richard L Zorek......12.04.05.....
Notes I made as I read the Kansas City Star:....Kansas City School District is searching for a superintendent to replace Bernard Taylor. They said this week that first they need "to agree on a vision first." They said that this week. How long has this school district been around? And how long has their been problems with accreditation and other issues? And they are just now figuring out they need a "common vision?" I think they inadvertently answered what is the whole crux of the problem: they do not know where they are going. Welcome to the club. Neither do we. . ........
The Target ad has a picture of a Baby Bratz doll on a bike (for $16.98), to go along with the other "Bratz" line of dolls. All I want to know is what is up with these freaky looking dolls? I have seen in some stores where they are replacing space once occupied by Barbie. Now, if Barbie were a real girl she might be attractive (Oh no, I have been alone too long, haven't I?). But if these Bratz dolls were real, they would be just scary to be around. When I see them I just think of Chucky and believe that these are the kids that he and Bride of Chucky had. .........