Richard L Zorek
.........03.26.07............
Tommorrow people will vote for a new mayor in Kansas City: Funkhouser vs Brooks. Brooks is upset because Funkhouser visited what Funkhouser referred to as "average residents in the black side of town" because Brooks is relying on the vote from the "average residents in the black side of town." ......................North Kansas City homes have been told that the green water isn't harmful. "It's OK for average residents from the green side of town to drink it," water department officials said.............................Students from Rockhurst spent the night sleeping in cardboard boxes and then will spend the week eating rice and beans in order to draw attention to the plight of the homeless in Kansas City. If it doesnt draw attention to them, then the smell may drive them out of the area....................Star Wars "R2D2" mailboxes will be showing up around the Kansas City area just in time for "The Force" to take all your tax money....................An Independence man shot at an animal control officer last week. It turns out that he was growing marijuana in his basement. The animal control officer arrested the two pit bulls for possession. At least that's the way I heard it.......
