Richard L Zorek
.........05.09..07............Bars in Independence were busy Monday as residents were told to "don't drink the water." They could after they boiled it, but who wants a drink of hot water?.............An old man with a cane was seen wandering through the neighborhoods of Kansas City rounding up animals for what he referred to as an "ark." That may explain the flooding in the area in spite of what Katie Horner or Karli Ritter say..............It was revealed this week that the yellow brick road leads to Sprinfield, Mo. That is where the grandson of L Frank Baum lives, the great grandson of the writer of "The Wizard of Oz."...........Kansas Governor Kathleen Sebelius signed into law "Alexas Law," which would make it legal for prosecuters to charge someone if the death of a fetus occurs during an assualt of a pregnant female. Pro-abortion supporters were upset because "it just messes with our whole argument."............Seven people were charged with looting in Greensburg, Kansas after the recent devastating tornado. For punishment, they should have to drink hot boiled water, not be allowed on the ark, be forced to watch the Diana Ross version of the Wizard of Oz for two days consecutively, and then be aborted. At least that's the way I heard it..........
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